My pal Leonard (ludickid) took some pictures while he was here! Finally, someone thought to photograph Paris!

This picture is incredibly stupid but my hair looks amazing. Those are dozens of American wrestling action figures on leashes, for some reason.



I really like this one, but I think my eyes might be closed. Mickey Mouse is saying Tous tes amis sont là! — All your friends are here! He is wrong.

Leonard (ludickid) is here! He brought me these things from America for some reason.



Actually, I asked for the Advil, but I wasn't expecting such quantity; I'd brought a bottle of American Advil to Paris in January and Alexis ate the whole thing in like a week; he may have thought they were candy. Leonard mentioned that he'd initially bought the Spider-Man heads to put the Advil in as a gag, but then he decided that would probably make airport security think it was drugs, so he just brought the items separately so I could, with much concentration, assemble the joke in my mind.

I can't explain the Charlie Sheen action figure or the tie. I don't think anyone can.