Thursday, November 5th, 2009

Kaboom!

Those of you who checked out my photos from the D-Day beaches in Normandy the other day might recall my mentioning a place called the Pointe du Hoc, and how I didn't take any pictures there because it was pouring rain. Well, Marjorie's dad sent me his pictures from the whole weekend, including some from the Pointe du Hoc, and there's this great, ridiculous one of me, Marjorie, and Jenny in a huge hole left by an Allied bomb in 1944. We're all wearing identical windbreakers; they were promotional items from M's dad's company, which he brought to protect us all against Normandy's notoriously rainy Autumn weather.

Haha, I wish you could feel the wind and rain we were studiously ignoring in order to have fun out there. I'd brought my good umbrella but the second I opened the thing it immediately turned inside out and broke! At least in the bomb hole there was a little less wind. Immediately after this was taken, Marjorie an I climbed out of the hole as fast as we could, stranding Jenny; the sides were a lot steeper than they look here, not to mention slippery with mud. I think she's still there.

In other news, I have a bunch of fun new stuff up on Cool Stuff in Paris:

Recent articles:

Recent blog posts:

I've also created a LiveJournal syndication of the Cool Stuff in Paris blog if you'd like to add it. It's here: [info]coolstuffparis. It's not ideal in that it seems to only update every 24 hours or so, rather than in real time, but it's still a good way to keep up with my Cool Stuff blog if you don't feel like following it on Blogspot or adding it to your rss reader.

How're you?
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Monday, November 2nd, 2009

My weekend at Omaha Beach in Normandy

For Halloween weekend, Marjorie's dad happened to be visiting Paris from La Réunion, so he and Marjorie and her two sisters and I rented a car and drove up to Normandy to see a bunch of historic sites from the D-Day invasion. We saw Omaha Beach and the American Cemetery there, slept in a hotel where President Eisenhower himself stayed after WW2, played in some real Nazi bunkers, saw a couple D-Day museums, and enjoyed a tremendous amount of good Normandy food (and drink!): seafood, crepes, cheese, wine, calvados, et cetera. Here are some pictures from the weekend...


A nice Spanish fellow offered to take our picture. That's me, Pascal, Marjorie, Jenny, and Deb.

Tons of pictures; Omaha Beach, museums, bunkers, etc... )
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Monday, September 21st, 2009

Mont Saint-Michel

Marjorie's mom is visiting Paris for a couple weeks, and last Thursday, Marjorie and her mom and sister Deb and I rented a car and drove up to Mont Saint-Michel!


Mont Saint-Michel is basically a tiny island (some of the time; it's complicated) just off the Northern coast of France. Historically, there was a natural land bridge that connected it to mainland France during low tide, and this became completely covered by the sea during high tide, so you could only travel to and from the island at certain times. Nowadays they've constructed a permanent land bridge with a road on it, so you can come and go as you please. I first learned about Mont Saint-Michel way back in my highschool French textbook, and it seemed incredibly strange and fantastical then, and I kind of can't believe I actually ended up going there on a whim seventeen years later.

Lots more pictures... )
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Wednesday, July 29th, 2009

My sister's visit to France, part one

My sister, Amanda, came to Paris and stayed with me and Marjorie for a week! We spent most of our time bumming around the city, but we also took a daytrip to the medieval town of Provins, with Marjorie and her sister Deb. I'd been to Provins once last year when the weather was much cooler, and this time it was a lot more fun to be there on a beautiful day and just enjoy wandering and exploring everywhere.


Amanda and me!


Lots more! )
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Monday, May 11th, 2009

Verneuil-sur-Avre

Like I mentioned last week, M and I spent the long holiday weekend in Normandy in a quiet little town called Verneuil-sur-Avre. M's sister Jenny came with us, and our friend Courtney came down for a night.



A bunch of pictures! )
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Wednesday, January 7th, 2009

Je suis le roi de la fève


Last night at our Epiphanie get-together I was crowned for my second consecutive year as le roi de la fève. If you're not familiar with the King Cake tradition it's fun to read about; you and your family/friends each eat a slice of cake and one of you finds the "fève" inside and becomes king. I first learned about it in highschool French class and I can't believe it's a relatively normal once-a-year part of my life in France now. Anyway, behold the glorious hunk of gold-colored metal I could have easily broken my teeth/choked to death on; my first day as king and I'm already thwarting assassination attempts. Last year it was a tiny ceramic butterfly; perfect for shattering and cutting me to ribbons from the inside. Hey, nobody ever said being the king was easy.
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Thursday, July 24th, 2008

Nice is Nice

It was weird to pop down to the French Riviera solely for the Leonard Cohen concert and then split right after. My friend Courtney and I took the train down to Nice early Tuesday morning for the concert that night, and then left for Paris again the next morning. In our excitement about planning for the concert itself, we sort of forgot we were going to the Riviera, a place that holds tons of allure even without a once-in-a-lifetime concert to look forward to. So we were somewhat unprepared for the gorgeous scenery that awaited us — the sun beating down, the palm trees, the beautiful architecture, the unbelievably inviting blue sea beckoning to us — even though we'd both been to the south of France before on earlier trips. We spent a leisurely afternoon before the concert exploring the winding streets of the old town and eating lunch at an outdoor restaurant on the beach, a stone's throw from the water.

Leonard Cohen's performance later that night was part of the Nice Jazz Festival, and it was held on top of a mountain in a crumbling Roman arena (which was actually less dramatic and beautiful than you might expect, but still a nice, comfortable, very pleasant ourdoor venue). The concert itself was downright amazing, and I'll remember those ninety minutes for the rest of my life. In anticipating seeing the 73-year-old Cohen take the stage, I remember something my sister said about recently seeing Patrick Stewart in Macbeth: "I wanted to be close enough to see him, but not close enough to see how old he is these days." I prepared myself to be sad at the sight of Leonard Cohen; I pictured him walking slowly up to the microphone with effort; I imagined his voice weaker than on his records. Instead, the band came out and quickly took their places, the crowd started to go insane, and Mr. Cohen ran out to the microphone. He ran. We were standing a few hundred yards away but I could see the smile on his face. He was wearing the sharpest black suit imaginable, white shirt, black tie (the whole band was black tie) and a black fedora. When he took off the fedora to bow to the crowd, the spotlights made his head of white hair glow like a halo. I couldn't believe how strong and happy he looked; I don't know why I expected him to be so frail; I'm sure part of my mental image was colored by interview clips from recent years where I was surprised to see how much he's aged. So, the band had launched into Dance Me to the End of Love, and Cohen popped down on one knee to take the hand of a woman in the audience and sing directly to her. If I'm still in such a daze about the concert, imagine how she's feeling right now! Anyway, they played for an hour and a half, and the songs from the set that I can remember right off the top of my head were The Future, Suzanne, Hallelujah, Bird on a Wire, Ain't No Cure for Love, So Long Marianne, Tower of Song, Everybody Knows, Closing Time, and a few more I can't remember right now; mostly greatest-hits-type stuff, which suited me just fine. The crowd was composed mostly of French folks, Germans, English, and Americans, and everybody was insane for Mr. Cohen. I would've loved to be a bit closer to the stage, but the sound was incredible nonetheless from where we were standing, and I couldn't believe how strong and rich and unwavering his voice was; even a little stronger than on his records, if that's possible; I thought he honestly sounded excited to be performing, which I suppose is possible after not touring for the last fifteen years or so. He thanked the audience several times in English and in French throughout the set, and he sounded so genuinely happy to be there and genuinely grateful to be so loved by his fans. In Tower of Song, when he got to the line, "I was born like this, I had no choice, I was born with the gift of a golden voice," the crowd burst into cheers and thunderous applause, which doesn't normally happen mid-song like that, you know? That totally gave me a chill and was maybe my favorite moment of the night.

I didn't bring my camera to the concert because I figured there was too great a chance it wouldn't be allowed and it'd get confiscated. So I don't have any photos from the show, but I did take a bunch of photos of Nice in the daytime, which I'll post below...

A bunch more... )

That's all! See ya, Nice!

Did I mention Courtney and I are going to see Tom Waits in Paris tonight???

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Monday, June 2nd, 2008

Provins

I spent yesterday afternoon in Provins (website/Wikipedia), a medieval village about hour to the East of Paris, with Marjorie and two carloads of French rock n' rollers. We roamed ancient cobblestone streets, saw medieval graffiti on the walls of subterranean tunnels, chose which bedrooms we wanted in the 12th centrury tower, climbed the ramparts, picked flowers, feasted on amazing pâté and cider, et cetera, et cetera. It was almost like a Renaissance fair in America except it wasn't cheesy and they had an actual Renaissance here. I took just a few pictures, which I will present here without comment because I don't know the names of anything...



Three more... )

I really enjoyed escaping Paris for a change; just looking out the car window at the French countryside for an hour each way was worth the trip in itself. It was a delightful, peaceful, leisurely day spent in beautiful surroundings and seeing fascinating things. Then to counter all of that I ended up back in Paris that night and accidentally played ten rounds of Uno while watching What Women Want dubbed in French and drinking a bunch of beer. And I learned that I still don't like card games or terrible romantic comedies or beer. I learned a lot this weekend.
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Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

French lessons, Nick Cave concert, et cetera

Two very important things I learned last night (completely unrelated to the Nick Cave concert):
  1. The French don't have the Tooth Fairy, they have "the little mouse." Otherwise, it's the same exact procedure here inre: tooth, pillow, cash. I still have no idea why a fairy or a mouse would want little kids' teeth.

  2. French cats only have seven lives, as opposed to nine lives for cats in the States. GOD BLESS AMERICA!

Anyhow, The Nick Cave show was great! Concert recaps are boring so I'll skip it for the most part. It was an amazing night, and I was no more than twenty feet from Dr. Cave for the whole show. He played a lot of guitar, surprisingly, and they mostly focused on faster, rocking, noisy songs. I usually prefer the sad/quiet/slow stuff, but it was okay, I was in the mood to rock. Papa Won't Leave You Henry was probably the hightlight of the night for me; they tore the house down with that one. Mick Harvey looks (more than ever) like somebody's dad hanging out with all these creepy rockers. And I miss Blixa. And Warren Ellis is downright amazing. Okay, that's enough.
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Saturday, March 8th, 2008

Trois ans

I moved to France for the first time three years ago today. Wow! I've actually spent a little less than two solid years in France, what with a few month-long trips across Eastern Europe and of course the fact that I moved back to the States for a good deal of 2007. But this date is pretty important to me nonetheless; my life changed completely when I first landed in Europe with the intention to stay away from my home country for a long time. I'm a different person now in a thousand ways, and almost all of them are good.
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Friday, December 14th, 2007

Ladyfingers, Alerte Orange, the Dead Sexy Inc., Pravda, etc.

What an insane week this has been.

Part 1: Ladyfingers )

Part 2: Alerte Orange party )

Here are some pictures from the party, from before it really started cookin'...



More... )

And some (mostly crappy, blurry) pictures of Alexis’ bands...

The Dead Sexy Inc.


Stephane, Emmanuel, Alexis.

More... )


Pravda



More... )
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I've been looking so long at these pictures of me

A couple pictures taken by my friend Maura a few weeks back:


Alexis and me at this insane Russian restaurant in my neighborhood...


... And me in Père Lachaise Cemetery, trying my damnedest to out-rockstar Jim Morrison and out-dandy Oscar Wilde. Later on I also tried to outdrink both of them, and Edith Piaf, too. I'd say I failed pretty miserably, but another way to look at is: which of us are buried in Père Lachaise and which of us are sitting here updating our LiveJournals? Hmm?
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Saturday, December 8th, 2007

They really do call it a Royale with Cheese

Today I let Alexis talk me into going to McDonald's with him — thereby ending a streak of about five years without fast food, and also marking my first time in a French McDonald's — and the gods punished me for it. I waited in line with Alexis and we eventually approached the register to order a fine selection of American delicacies. My total was six-Euros-something, and I handed the young lady a twenty-Euro bill. She looked at the bill for a second, and then held it up and stared at it again and said something to me that I didn't understand at all. I asked her to repeat herself. She waved the bill at me again and said the same thing again, and I still didn't understand, because I was distracted by the very alarmed look on her face rather than looking at the bill itself. When I shifted my gaze to the bill, I saw that it had a considerable amount of blood on it. I looked down at my left hand and saw that I'd somehow cut my finger open and was bleeding all over the fucking place. As usual when I don't understand what someone's saying in French, as soon as I figure out what's going on I replay the words in my head and then they make perfect sense; she was saying, "Is this blood, sir?" but of course that was so far outside of the normal context of the situation that my brain didn't let me hear it until I actually saw the blood. Anyway, I apologized to her profusely for handing her money with my life essence all over it, but she clearly wasn't offended at all, just very concerned. I snatched the bill from her hand and quickly fished another twenty out of my pocket with the other (non-bloody) hand; she laughed at this gesture because she clearly wasn't asking me to take the bill back, she was just informing me that I was possibly bleeding to death. At that moment my food arrived, and as I grabbed my tray the lady smiled and handed me a bunch of extra napkins. Ha.

The gash in my finger has already closed itself up, and I'm enjoying envisioning a fifties-era documentary cartoon about the inner workings of human body, with the cheeseburger going into my tummy and the blood cells taking the food through my blood vessels all the way to my bleeding finger (maybe using a map or stopping to ask directions along the way), and then little construction workers take the nutrients and build new skin cells with them and wall up the hole. Renovation of this historic monument sponsored by McDonald's™.
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It's raining cats and dogs

While riding the Metro today, a lady dropped her dog on me, and she didn't even apologize — she pretended not to notice she dropped her dog on me. It's been that kind of day.

But I got to have dinner with Courtney and Agnes, and I went to see American Gangster with Ashley. And I took another silly self-portrait in my apartment. Never in a million years would I have predicted I'd ever end up living someplace this colorful.



I like to imagine one of these days I'll get my face shot off and it'll have to be a closed-casket funeral and everything, so they'll have to print out a big poster-sized photo of me and put it on an easel in front of my coffin, you know?, and someone will have the job of finding an appropriate photo of me and they'll poke around my LiveJournal/website and go, oh jesus christ...

Unrelated to any of the above, it has come to my attention that the best anagram for my full name is Nondrinker Llama Lung.
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Friday, November 30th, 2007

Just the right bullets

  • Fun fact: In Europe, the purple Skittle isn't grape, it's cassis (black currant). It tastes kind of gross when you expect it to be grape, and then it tastes wonderful when you read the packaging and come to understand.

  • They just played a Grinderman video on French VH1. Nick Cave isn't getting any prettier. But he might be getting awesomer.

  • Last night I went out to some bar in the neighborhood with Alexis and a bunch of assorted French rock n' rollers and film people. Since I speak monkey French, Alexis explained to the group a bit about how he and I met, and he talked a little about where I'm from and about my comics, pixel art, etc, and I realized my life story sounds a lot more interesting in French.

  • My French gets a little better after one drink, a lot better after two, and then worse and worse from there.

  • After a heaping dose of visa hell (five visits to the préfecture de police in three days), I'm good and legal for another three months. Whew. In February I'll (theoretically) receive my titre de séjour which will be good for a solid year.

  • If I had an mp3 of wind howling through trees, I'd listen to it 24/7.
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Sunday, October 14th, 2007

Tecktonik

The other night when Tami was at our place for dinner, Alexis started doing a crazy dance all up in Tami's face for some reason and asked her, "Have you seen ziss sing called tecktonik?" And then he and Lada proceeded to demonstrate this new(-ish) dance and fashion craze that's apparently sweeping France. Then after lots of dancing (uh, them, not me), we all spent a long time on YouTube together, searching for "tecktonik" and watching lots of professional music videos and TONS of crappy amateur videos of French kids dancing in their living rooms.


And now, since that night, I've seen tecktonik mania all over town. Every boy in Paris is sporting a tiny black mohawk and tight white jeans and neon-colored shoelaces. And every girl is sporting... well, pretty much the same exact thing, plus lots of eyeliner. I've seen more t-shirts with tecktonik-related Franglais slogans than I care to count: "Tecktonik Killer!" "I Love Tecktonik!" "Tecktonik Life!" et cetera, all in the same slash-and-burn neon typefaces, all on the same tight black sleeveless t-shirts and tight white polo shirts with the collar popped up. It's all the silliest parts of the eighties and new wave and the nineties and techno all mixed together with a heaping tablespoon of Eurotrash. I have no idea if it's been there all along and I just now noticed it after Alexis mentioned it, or if it really did pop up over night like that. It's a lot like some of the ridiculous styles I saw kids wearing in Italy and Greece two years ago, but suddenly commercialized and homogenized and completely everywhere. Well, I do appreciate anybody who's making an effort to look even stupider than I do, so I salute you, tecktonik kids. And I do kinda wish I could dance like that.
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Friday, August 31st, 2007

Visa!

I'm in Washington DC. I have received my visa; it's pasted into my passport, which is tucked into my black leather passport sleeve, which is in my back pocket, which is currently situated under my shapely ass on this hard plastic FedEx/Kinkos chair. The guy at the French consulate totally recognized me from two and a half years ago, and he was happy to see I'm going back to France. (Wait, why exactly? He lives here. So I guess he was telling me to take a hike; this is his turf now.) Showing up and collecting the visa took all of five minutes; I was hoping for some kind of elaborate coronation ceremony, with the king of France tapping a sword on both my shoulders or some such.

I ship out on September 26th! I'm going to fight the French over there so we don't have to fight them here.
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Thursday, August 16th, 2007

Walker, Ranger de Texas

My favorite LiveJournal entry of the day: [info]sandy_shores talking about translating Walker, Texas Ranger episodes into French.

[info]sandy_shores was my friend in Paris (she was in charge of Queer Food for Love when I first arrived there) and now she lives in San Francisco translating crappy American tv shows. It's really interesting to hear what a French woman thinks of our stupid/awesome cowboy culture, our weird idea that Native Americans are magical, et cetera. I can tell when she says, "I love Walker. He's so serious and committed. He is so Good," that she's being mostly sarcastic, but I also began to fear that she's becoming just a little bit American. But then the rest of the entry is suddenly about fashion.
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Monday, August 13th, 2007

Visa update

MY VISA HAS BEEN APPROVED!!!

I don't know if I've mentioned this publicly or not, but I've been planning on moving back to France. I went to the French Consulate in Washington DC about two weeks ago to apply for my visa, and I had a bad feeling about my chances, for a couple reasons which aren't very interesting. But everything worked out fine, apparently; I just got the phonecall right after telling a colleague about how worried I was about the whole thing. I'll be moving back to Paris in the second half of September, and living down the street from the Moulin Rouge and the Sexodrome, at the home of Alexis the French rockstar and Lada the Bosnian model. I'm at work now so I can't write much! But there you go. I'm totally freaking out.
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Friday, August 10th, 2007

Je voudrais un croissant

This is basically exactly completely precisely like my whole experience in France.

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