Manning Leonard Krull ([info]manningkrull) wrote,
@ 2008-04-28 12:12:00
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Entry tags:death, stupidity

Whenever I die, however I die, I hope it's in such a way that the officer who arrives on the scene has no idea how to call it in.


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[info]masterninja66
2008-04-28 10:37 am UTC (link)
There was a time when I carried a copy of Led Zeppelin 4 whenever possible. My plan was to have Stairway to Heaven cued up so that if I met an untimely death whoever found me would have their mind's blown.

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[info]brahman_atman
2008-04-28 12:40 pm UTC (link)
CLYDE: "If you want a good way to go out before the aliens land, get a lion from the zoo. Put a remote control bomb up its butt. When the lion starts tearing you up, press the bomb button. You and the lion die like as one."

JACKIE AND STEVE: "Cool."

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[info]manningkrull
2008-04-28 03:47 pm UTC (link)
YES

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[info]quba
2008-04-28 01:50 pm UTC (link)
I want to be struck by lightning. Given the relative metal content of my body, this seems more likely for me than most humans.

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[info]manningkrull
2008-04-28 03:47 pm UTC (link)
I've often said the same thing, but I think you've got me beat in that regard.

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[info]quba
2008-04-28 04:07 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, those back rods in my userpic are the ones I broke. They're about half as thick as the ones I've got now.

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[info]taluagel
2008-04-28 02:32 pm UTC (link)
Murdered and sodomized in his sleep by the Jolly Green Giant.

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[info]manningkrull
2008-04-28 03:46 pm UTC (link)
As long as it's in that order, I'll take it.

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[info]taluagel
2008-04-28 03:47 pm UTC (link)
"I'm really not sure how to call this one in Fred, we found him laying in bed stuffed to death with carrots and peas."

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[info]roninspoon
2008-04-28 03:17 pm UTC (link)
"Hey, Sarge, listen... Uh, we got this body. At least, I'm pretty sure it's a body. If it isn't a body, someone tied a huge blonde wig to an awful of hamburger. And fruit. Sarge, there's fruit everywhere, and not just bananas and apple, but exotic shit like I've never seen before except on TV. Wait? What's that Kowalski? Hang on Sarge. Really, where? Oh. Holy shit! Sarge, there's a giant tree sloth here too. Yeah, hanging in the fucking rafters, and it looks like it's wearin a tiarra, motorcycle goggles and a kilt. Seriously, Sarge, this is weird shit, you might wanta come down here and see it for yourself."

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[info]manningkrull
2008-04-28 03:46 pm UTC (link)
EXACTLY! At the same time, however, it would be pretty cool if there were a three-digit numeric code for that.

Incidentally, I've often been described as an exotic fruit like you only see on TV.

Edited at 2008-04-28 03:51 pm UTC

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[info]roninspoon
2008-04-28 03:53 pm UTC (link)
Decimated body, multicultural cross dressing arboreal mammal, exotic fruit. Yep, looks like we got a 429 here. Oh wait. That's a kilt, not a skirt. This here's a 362.

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[info]ngakmafaery
2008-04-28 10:54 pm UTC (link)
...EXCEPT some of those forms might hurt...those are the ones I'd skip...the personal superkewl version that tibetan buddhists get, I swear, no joking, if you're supergood at it, is *turning to literal rainbows that sort of cluster around before dispersing, leaving behind only your hair and nails*...I practice at home, and only get a few odd hairballs that look sort of like my little pony so far...

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[info]manningkrull
2008-04-29 07:36 am UTC (link)
With the amount of hairspray I use, I suspect most forms of spectacular death would leave my hair behind.

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[info]jenn
2008-04-29 02:05 pm UTC (link)
Or your hair would be the first thing to combust. It's entirely possibly your hair could cause your spectacular death.

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[info]ngakmafaery
2008-04-29 07:47 pm UTC (link)
...I think there being *only* that hair and some black-painted nails would be cool...!

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[info]lokis_raven
2008-04-29 05:23 pm UTC (link)
AWESOME

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