Manning Leonard Krull ([info]manningkrull) wrote,
@ 2008-03-17 20:59:00
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Entry tags:museums, paris, photography, science, self-portrait, taxidermy

La Grande Galerie de l'Évolution
This afternoon I joined my favorite American in Paris, Courtney ([info]kocici), at the Grande Galerie de l'Évolution, part of the Muséum National d'Histoire Naturelle. Neither of us had ever been there before, but I'd read a bit about it here and there and I'd always heard that the place was very old and a little bit run-down and creepy. Turns out it is all of those things and more, and I really dug the vibe of the place...


No evolution museum would be complete without a caveman.

The building itself is beautiful, and the exhibits are reminiscent of earlier times; not much information is given about anything and you can tell the displays were designed a long time ago for people who'd probably never had the chance to see a dead elephant or a giraffe before (let alone a live one!); heavy on the spectacle and light on the science. The building is extremely dark, and I couldn't tell if this was in keeping with the original old-timey feel of the museum, or more to hide the fact that most of the dead animals' fur was falling out. Anyway, the poor lighting made photography pretty difficult, but here are a few of my feeble efforts anyway...




You can imagine that camel spends all day every day thinking about escaping down the whale's tail and right through the turnstiles...



Live human being for scale.



This is what the line at any post office in Paris looks like.



Some practical joker got the idea to hang a crocodile upside-down from the ceiling. Oldest trick in the book...



A typical carjacking in India.



All right, that's all well and good, but where's the part that says I came from a monkey so I can burn it down?


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[info]resident_raptor
2008-03-17 08:03 pm UTC (link)
Oh man. That museum is awesome.

I love how all the animals look like they're trying to leave their own museum.

Super spooky though.

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[info]manningkrull
2008-03-18 12:17 am UTC (link)
They are sick of getting felt up by schoolkids all day. I seen it happen like a hundred times.

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very old?
[info]laurent_atl
2008-03-17 08:24 pm UTC (link)
i remember going to the opening of that gallery... it was much spookier before

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[info]manningkrull
2008-03-17 08:25 pm UTC (link)
Haha, I assumed the place was like a hundred years old! It certainly looks like it. I wish I'd seen it in its original spookiness.

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[info]rjwhite
2008-03-17 09:04 pm UTC (link)
That museum and this museum can meet up and fight.

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[info]manningkrull
2008-03-18 12:23 am UTC (link)

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[info]artiekgb
2008-03-17 09:48 pm UTC (link)
I want to have my body stuffed and put in that parade, when I die.

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[info]manningkrull
2008-03-18 12:16 am UTC (link)
You might end up stuffed and mounted in a parade of dead animals sooner than you think, pal.

(I wish I could be in a movie and say that badass line to some jerkoff.)

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[info]anti_pyrine
2008-03-17 09:49 pm UTC (link)
This is fantastic. Unfortunately it seems like the Museum of Natural History in New York loses more of its character each time I visit.

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[info]manningkrull
2008-03-18 12:25 am UTC (link)
Yeah, but the dinosaur stuff upstairs at that joint makes my heart sing.

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[info]anti_pyrine
2008-03-18 12:43 am UTC (link)
I've been going there so long those old bones are practically my siblings.

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[info]dawaioser
2008-03-17 11:17 pm UTC (link)
Wow! That is very neat ~ especially the one that looks like a Puffer fish hanging from the ceiling.


I've heard of another museum exhibit that has a similar look and the animals sculptures are moveable ~ as in they walk around STEAM PUNK style. I wish that kind of thing would tour the states.

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[info]manningkrull
2008-03-18 12:20 am UTC (link)
as in they walk around STEAM PUNK style...

I-- What-- Fuc-- Holy-- Really?!

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[info]dawaioser
2008-03-18 02:58 am UTC (link)
OK, I have NO IDEA how close Nantes is compared to where you are now but here's a link with amazing pics AND the official site.

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[info]manningkrull
2008-03-18 05:16 pm UTC (link)
OMFG

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[info]king_kai
2008-03-18 05:36 pm UTC (link)
holy shit that is the greatest thing i have ever seen...

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[info]kiwikat
2008-03-17 11:21 pm UTC (link)
that museum is neat.

the line of animals reminds me a bit of cabela's. i don't know if you've ever been there but when i was a kid my dad would always drive us to the middle of nebraska to go look at all the dead animals there. it was very bizarre.

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[info]manningkrull
2008-03-18 12:15 am UTC (link)
I've been everywhere, but I ain't been there.

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[info]kiwikat
2008-03-18 12:19 am UTC (link)
it is very weird. it's a big hunting store with hundreds of taxidermied animals. sort of like a museum only you buy things there to make more dead animals. they have hundreds and hundreds of deer heads up around the edges of the store, and a big mountain scene with all these animals native to the american west. there's a section with african ones too. very weird.

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[info]sabiha_basrai
2008-03-17 11:22 pm UTC (link)
it is the monkeys that car jack you in india. thieving little bastards.

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[info]manningkrull
2008-03-18 12:11 am UTC (link)
I knew I should've consulted you before I wrote that! Just to check my facts. I'll be issuing a public apology to tigers on the news tonight.

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[info]earlofgrey
2008-03-17 11:33 pm UTC (link)
One day I plan to have a stuffed crocodile hanging from the ceiling of my study so everyone will know me instantly for a wizard of great skill. Phase one, I suppose, is to obtain said study.

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[info]manningkrull
2008-03-18 12:15 am UTC (link)
Holy shit, I'm suddenly reminded this is not the first time I've photographed a crocodile hanging from a ceiling in Europe. Fuck, that's too weird.

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[info]earlofgrey
2008-03-18 06:39 am UTC (link)
The start of a fine collection! The rare and exotic ceiling crocodiles of Europe!

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[info]flyingnakedtofu
2008-03-17 11:55 pm UTC (link)
okay, now i am jealous. i want to be your favorite american in paris? can i at least be runner up? booo hooooo

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[info]manningkrull
2008-03-18 12:12 am UTC (link)
Courtney's had three years' practice at being my favorite! She's an expert! But you're totally in my top five, okay? (Come to think of it, I'm not sure I know five Americans, but still...)

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[info]truefaux
2008-03-18 09:02 am UTC (link)
To get an idea of the original spookiness:


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gross
[info]king_kai
2008-03-18 05:41 pm UTC (link)
man, to the left of the crocodile...that looks like the giant colon from the mutter museum. "zis is ze colon of ze bull rhino. stretched out it is ze length of 6000 baguettes."

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